X-eyes

by SAndrewMurphy

Photorealism

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A stunningly odd looking mermaid with large ridiculous crossed eyes and dark flowing curls perched gracelessly on a rocky island in the sea. The mermaid's weird magnified eyes pierce through the viewer, enhanced by a mesmerizing and shocking, enormous buck-tooth smile, huge overbite, and a weak chin. This Banksy-inspired composition features vibrant colors, intricate details, and whimsical floral decorations. The surroundings glow with fluorescent LED lights, hinting at cerulean threading and retrofuturistic charm. Shot from a low angle, the intricate details shine in a cinematic atmosphere, creating an ominous yet magical ambiance.In the heart of a bustling downtown city, a telephone pole stands adorned with a large single, black print on white flyer. The bottom of the flyer features a small xeroxed black & white photo of a woman wearing a cheap witch costume with pointy hat and pointing up. Above the small photo is a large xeroxed black & white facial photo of a confused looking cross-eyed wombat. At the top, in bold letters, it reads: "LOST: EDGAR, MY WITCH'S FAMILIAR" At the bottom is the phone number "222-222-2222"A rock band onstage with full light show, huge drum kit, The lead singer, front and center wearing only jeans shorts with an enormous flabby belly hanging over and bald headed but extremely long and thinning hair hanging from the sides and back of his head, mumbling into a microphone. An emaciated bass player with a fully tattooed face, blank look, a cloth crown on his head, and an old-time striped jail uniform with bare feet, hopping around on stage. An old drummer sleeping on his drum kit. An electric guitar player wearing a smoldering burnt orange jumpsuit prison uniform, appearing to be electrocuted by his smoking and flaming electric guitar, his grey hair is standing straight up and smoking as is his jumpsuit. His face is pure agony. Behind the band is a banner that says "The Not-Hot Chili Peppers" The photo is from a rock magazine centerfold,A mesmerizing medium shot of a cyborg warrior, a fat, flabby man with no neck and a double chin, with a thin, weak, and wispy mustache and thick horn rimmed eyeglasses, greasy hair parted in the middle, and wearing a gold necklace, with a cannon tattoo on his flabby right arm. The scene depicts him in a dystopian urban landscape, showcasing asymmetrical construction. He's wearing a rusty steel breast plate with french fries and pickle slices stuck to it and stained with mustard and ketchup, and muddy, worn appearance, with a feminine bookish demeanor as he maneuvers through chaotic city streets with an unimpressive presence Set in a dystopian urban setting, he is completely out of place and incapable of navigating through the dystopian landscape, background people are sneering and dismissive of him.A comically fat 10 year old boy wearing a Halloween Devil costume in a coma on a living room floor, torn, shredded, and discarded candy wrappers surround him in loose piles and layers, some empty torn wrappers are stuck to his dead and costume. The boy is a wide open mouth and is drooling chocolate, and he has severely crossed eyes, a paper bag with lots of candy is laying sideways and has partially1spilled out its cany content, 1960s, faded and slightly damaged35 mm photo with white frame.SeamusMurphyA horse driven carriage with dark horses that have enormous silly crossed eyes and are driven by a very fat ghostlike figure with enormous silly crossed eyes in a black robe. They are stopped at a stop light on an urban roadImagine two grotesque creatures awkwardly crammed into ill-fitting New York cop uniforms, their monstrous forms straining the fabric. One's arms are unnaturally long, with joints bending at disturbing angles, while the other's hunched back stretches the shirt, exposing patches of leathery, mottled skin. Their badges gleam absurdly, as if mocking the authority they wear. Their faces are twisted—jaws too wide, teeth sharp and uneven—yet they devour donuts with eerie precision. One has thick, rubbery lips, dusted in powdered sugar, while its long tongue flicks out to catch crumbs. The other, with sunken cheeks, devours its donut in one bite, crumbs falling from its distorted chin. Their eyes are unsettling—dark, hollow, and lifeless. One has bulging, oversized eyes, while the other's are tiny, nearly disappearing into its skull. Despite their grotesque forms, their claws delicately grip the donuts, as if these human treats hold a strange allure. Their uniforms, dirty and stained, hang awkwardly on their monstrous bodies. As they eat, the surreal image of their inhuman shapes in familiar police attire feels bizarre and wrong, as if reality has warped, turning the ordinary into something disturbingly grotesque.A vintage "Tareyton" cigarette magazine ad featuring a cross eyed man, facial photo, smiling and holding a cigarette. Next to the man's head is an authentic pack of "Tareyton" cigarettes.the text below the man says "I hack less with Tareyton!", retro ad, authentic, absurdA surreal abstract representation of a fragmented thought process, with swirling colors and distorted shapes, illustrating the internal struggle of conflicting desires and impossibilities.Ebru swirls in shades of pink and green resembling watermelon patterns, set against an iridescent gel background accentuated with sparkling glitter and sugar strands. Lips puckered in a pout on a child figure crafted from transparent resin, giving a clear and youthful appearance. The design features a glossy finish reminiscent of enameled marble and gold, complemented by clusters of pearlescent quartz. Black vinyl outlines along with intricate Olka dots and precise technical pen cross-hatching under UV lights and glow ink.Ebru swirls made of watermelon irredescent gel bedazzled glitter sugar coloured strand lips pouting on a kawaii frog made of transparent irredescent resin. Beautiful. Clear. Young. Juicy. Enameled marble and gold , clusters of pearlescent quartz and pure white vinyl outlines. Polka dots. Ray tracing. Technical pen cross hatching in UV lights pvc and glow ink. Frog is a prism on snow. Pink utple light blue frog . Olive green lipsA crossed eyed facial close-up photo of an optometrist conducting g an exam, white lab coat, cross eyes, holding a flashlight near his face, eye doctor's office scenario